Like the Powder Blues Band said almost 30 years ago: “Ain’t no future datin magazine girls, Take me to the club with the hot blooded thrills, No time for tears, trouble or sorrow, We’re gonna boogie woogie like theres no tomorrow, Turn up the tunes, put your magazine down,  We’ll be doin it right on the wrong side of town!

Of course, when people say wetlands what they are talking about is porn, and those juicy wet pussies that the babes in porn show for our pleasure, and anyone who knows Howard the Duck also knows that he is a pervert and enjoys his issues of PlayDuck as well as big titted Beverley Switzer.  So if you don’t want your porn surfing when you go to the hot porn sites like PinkandPerfect.com to have all your hot wet porn pictures looking like this, you should vote Howard the Duck for President 2008.

This blonde FuckHerRight.com slut is eager to get her hungry mouth on one of the other sure signs of a well fucked slut…a super creamy soaking creampie pussy.

Now take that soothing aloe vera lotion or calamine cream and look for the babes who are pinker than perfect cos they were dumb bunnies and stayed in the sun too long.  No babe in sunburn pain is going to say no to a guy carrying along a bottle of cool and creamy relief.

The pudding of course being the supersplooge creampie that this hungry Scandanavian Slut is about to slurp up from those lucious fucked pussy lips.

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
“Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”
The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

People love blooper reels and I’m sure that the porn world has just as many as Hollyweird does…picture if you will a site that has some of the most embarrasing and painful to experience or watch sex situations pictured or filmed…an instant hit I’m sure.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds Tonto rose back up and said, “Buffalo come.”
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed “Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?”
Tonto replied, “Face sticky.”

Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?”
“No!” she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked.
“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic.
“Slut!” he said, and dropped her.