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Doin It Right on the Wrong Side of Town!

Ahhhh The Powder Blues Band meets the Sexual Revolution at FuckHerRight.com as we look at the way most urban scenes have their sex clubs.  Yknow how no matter how flush you are if you want to go where the really slutty chicks are you have to go where the boogie woogie music is and the girls know cock better than they know their own names (their name being something which also isn’t important to you cos you came to find a fuck not a friend.)

masturbation Doin It Right on the Wrong Side of Town!

Like the Powder Blues Band said almost 30 years ago: “Ain’t no future datin magazine girls, Take me to the club with the hot blooded thrills, No time for tears, trouble or sorrow, We’re gonna boogie woogie like theres no tomorrow, Turn up the tunes, put your magazine down,  We’ll be doin it right on the wrong side of town!

Howard The Duck for President 2008

You hear everybody talk about the wetlands…conserving the wetlands…helping the waterfowl and saving the wetlands…meanwhile you have the Republican government trying to destroy the wetlands…get rid of the waterfowl and get rid of the wetlands is their agenda.

masturbation Howard The Duck for President 2008

Of course, when people say wetlands what they are talking about is porn, and those juicy wet pussies that the babes in porn show for our pleasure, and anyone who knows Howard the Duck also knows that he is a pervert and enjoys his issues of PlayDuck as well as big titted Beverley Switzer.  So if you don’t want your porn surfing when you go to the hot porn sites like PinkandPerfect.com to have all your hot wet porn pictures looking like this, you should vote Howard the Duck for President 2008.

The Perfect Kinda Pie

There are many ways to tell if a chick has had a proper fucking or if she had a lame lay…squirting orgasms, euphoric exhaustion, the volume of the vocals as she sings her Aria of orgasmic ecstacy…you get the picture.

masturbation The Perfect Kinda Pie

This blonde FuckHerRight.com slut is eager to get her hungry mouth on one of the other sure signs of a well fucked slut…a super creamy soaking creampie pussy.

Cream for the Babes

The jokes at PinkandPerfect.com are over and it’s time to get into the second half of summer and try to do all the summer things you wanted to do but never got to in the first half..cmon put down your cooler and get to the beach or at least take the drinks with you…

masturbation Cream for the Babes

Now take that soothing aloe vera lotion or calamine cream and look for the babes who are pinker than perfect cos they were dumb bunnies and stayed in the sun too long.  No babe in sunburn pain is going to say no to a guy carrying along a bottle of cool and creamy relief.

Pudding and Pies

FuckHerRight.com knows that the proof is in the pudding and so do their super hot slut-models…

masturbation Pudding and Pies

The pudding of course being the supersplooge creampie that this hungry Scandanavian Slut is about to slurp up from those lucious fucked pussy lips.

Rocking into August

Ok…an oldie but goodie to wrap up July.  PinkandPerfect.com hopes you all have a rocking august and finish summer off with a bang !

masturbation Rocking into August

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.” The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

Right or Wrong…People Will Watch

FuckHerRght.com is an awesome site with all the hardcore material and the chicks who are so slutty that they obviously belong nowhere but porn (and maybe my bedroom).  It’s success makes me think that it’s about time that they made the site fuckherwrong.

masturbation Right or Wrong…People Will Watch

People love blooper reels and I’m sure that the porn world has just as many as Hollyweird does…picture if you will a site that has some of the most embarrasing and painful to experience or watch sex situations pictured or filmed…an instant hit I’m sure.

Sticky Post

After the excited responses from people who enjoyed yesterday’s mid-summer humor break I’ve decided that for the last couple days of July I will let the good times at PinkandPerfect.com roll along with a couple more guaranteed to make you smile.

masturbation Sticky Post

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming. After a few seconds Tonto rose back up and said, “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed “Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?” Tonto replied, “Face sticky.”

Furnish It Right

FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.

masturbation Furnish It Right

Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.

Two Out Of Three Guys Prefer Sluts

Well the first month of summer is drawing to  a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed.  So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.

masturbation Two Out Of Three Guys Prefer Sluts

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.” As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?” “No!” she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked. “Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic. “Slut!” he said, and dropped her.

Special Sub Sandwiches

Formerly fat Subway spokesperson Jared used to claim that you could get fit by eating right at Subway…

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FuckHerRight.com knows that if a chick really wants to get in shape and have fun doing so…this is the type of sandwich she wants, but I’m sure she can pick up one of these on the subway too.

American Psycho

PinkandPerfect.com has chicks of every kind to suit every type of guy…even the crazy psycho chicks for the guys who are into that.

masturbation American Psycho

If you were to picture this dildo as a wicked looking knife or cleaver this slut’s expression would be appropriate to either one.

Filling In The Blanks

FuckHerRight.com puzzle…everything looks just peachy keen and orgasmically wonderful for everyone in the picture…what’s missing ?

masturbation Filling In The Blanks

This tanned temptress is looking down wondering where the rest of the beef is…after all, she does have two holes down there to fill.

Tuna Anyone?

Sweet Hawaiian hottie Hailanhi shows why even with all the modern luxuries of today, net fishing is still one of the favored sports for many Islanders…

masturbation Tuna Anyone?

At PinkandPerfect.com, just like the reef paradise around the Hawaiian Islands, you can always find a sweet succulent surprise waiting in your fishnet.

Signs Of The Times

Ahhh…the concentration and focus on getting that thrust just perfect…back in the 70’s and 80’s we had hot pictures from the Joy of Sex and More Joys of Sex (remember all those hairy beavers?) showing us how to fuck her right and this was followed of course by Madonna’s book Sex in the 90’s…

masturbation Signs Of The Times

I think that FuckHerRight.com should release a compendium showing all the hot shots of fucking her right for this decade.

The Right Stuff

At NASA they have an expression for the astronauts chosen for space missions…they say they have the right stuff.  The space cadet bombshells at PinkandPerfect.com also have the right stuff…

masturbation The Right Stuff

The right stuff of course being a lovely fuckable mouth, tits that you crave when you see them and a sweet exquisitely fuckable pussy.

These Feet Were Made For…

FuckHerRight.com knows that every single part of a woman can be erotic when viewed a certain way, and to fully appreciate a woman and be able to fuck her just right, us guys need to know every single pressure point and pulse zone we can.

masturbation These Feet Were Made For…

The feet. A well known erotic zone that I’ve often wondered about…some women have beautiful feet and others…well, they leave a lot to be desired. This cute and tasty blonde has dainty painted toenails on her slender feet and I fully believe that feeling those soft digits rubbing against my cock would add some definite intensity to the fucking experience.

Behind The Lens

Intensely erotic scenes like this one are often captured by the lucky photographers who shoot for PinkandPerfect.com.  Starring the most luscious sweet-looking (and no doubt tasting) fresh models to be found, it’s little wonder the action gets so hot.

masturbation Behind The Lens

These lithe tanned babes are totally getting into their full-on lesbian fuck scene with some tit-licking and pussy pounding and their photographer no doubt knows he’s gonna easily capture the magic with these hot and horny sluts.

Ooops Wrong Pole

People often think the idea of FuckHerRight.com is redundant cos if you have a chick and you fuck her hard she will come and you will come and happily ever after for everyone…not too difficult to achieve they say…

masturbation Ooops Wrong Pole

This joke with enough ironic potential to be true shows that not everyone is smart enough to “fuck right”…don’t get me wrong I don’t have anything against polish people I just think they are dumber than a head of lettuce. What is the definition of Polish oral sex? That’s where the man and woman stand across the room and shout “Fuck You!” at each other.

Springing into Sluttiness

Porn is becoming more and more a popular biz for chicks to get into….can’t say I blame them, if I were some hot slut who was totally into getting fucked, showing off for people etc. and people wanted to pay me for doing what I want to do anyways I would be lining up myself.

masturbation Springing into Sluttiness

PinkandPerfect.com has been a springboard for many aspiring porn models and actresses with their flexible content of both hard and soft scenes as well as being known for the sensuality and seductive  nature of all their models…keep on building the biz guys and Long Live the Sexual Revolution !

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