Archive for July 30, 2008
Furnish It Right
FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.
Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.
Two Out Of Three Guys Prefer Sluts
Well the first month of summer is drawing to a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed. So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.” As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?” “No!” she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked. “Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic. “Slut!” he said, and dropped her.
Let Me Try
One day I was home alone and when I got out of the shower I went to the kitchen with just a towel wrapped around me to get a drink. I went in and turned on the TV and sat on the sofa. I simply started to finger myself and started to get aroused. I was ..more.
More More More
First, its been cool to read the nice things people have said about my posts.
I know this is just something I’m going through and I am being very careful, so no big. My brother and I have messed about a few times since I last wrote… nothin too bad.. ..more.
Backyard Camping With My Boys
This was back when I was around 14. I grew up in a quiet suburb in California. It was a small town just outside of a big city. My parents were divorced when I was six and I lived with my father. So as you can guess I was a major tomboy. There weren’t ..more.
Tasting My Own Pussy
I was reading through this website and clicking through the archives and found a story that prompted me to share my story below. The July 2006 Techniques section had a story by Heather, and she talked about tasting her wetness out of her pussy whenever ..more.
Masturbating With My Mom and Boyfriend
The hottest masturbation experience I have ever had was one time when my mother invited me and my boyfriend over to her summer house by the shore. At the time my boyfriend and I were 19 and my mom was 52. I should mention that she was divorced and was ..more.
First Time Was With a White Boy
My first experience happened when I was 15 and it was with a white boy (also 15). First, a little background: I grew up in the deep south in the late 60′s and early 70′s. Racial tensions were high and white and black teens did not date nor associate with ..more.
My Neighbors Son
Jeff is a cute guy and was always polite and very helpful with fixing things around the house, since I don’t have anyone else to help with maintenance. Most of the time when I needed something done he would come mostly on weekends since he works during ..more.
Birthday Present
We are both in our fifties and have tried most things in sex in our time together but we have never indulged much in mutual masturbation. I have always thought of it as a more private, solitary act.
Anyway, it was recently my husband’s 52nd birthday. ..more.
Caught and Joined by Step-brother
A few weekends ago, my step-brother came home from college and he’s staying with us for the summer months. The morning after his first day home, my mom came in and woke me up saying that they were going out to breakfast. I declined because I said I ..more.
When the Darkness Is All Around
I watch her as she sleeps. My eyes travel over the familiar curves of her body, and my heart sings within me as I think about the voyage of discovery we are making together. Not merely the unknown of the deep tropics, but the even more unknown of our ..more.
Masturbating With My Twin Sister
I have a twin sister and although we are not identical we look a lot a like. Growing up we spent every moment together and did everything together. It’s been a long time but when we were around 13 years old we learned about masturbation. Or at least I ..more.
Wonderful Sensation
When I was younger my friend and I discovered the beauty of each other’s bodies. We would take turns laying down and spreading our legs for the other to look at and touch. Despite the aroused feelings we developed during these explorations, there was a ..more.
Back To Life
Well, as you know, I have been doing a lot of amazing stuff lately. Yesterday was totally great though. Coming home from school and deciding that I needed a little relief and that I was going to do it outdoors made me wet on the walk home.
In the ..more.
My Brothers Girlfriend
Last Wednesday I was home alone and feeling bored. Sometimes when I have the house to myself I like to wander around naked. It turns me on and I like the idea that someone may pass by and see me. I hadn’t had a lot of sleep the previous night because my ..more.
Freshman Year
This happened about ten years ago, when I was in my first year of university. I was moving away from home for the first time and going to a big school across the country, where I knew no one.
When I first was heading off to school, people used to ask me ..more.
A Mother, Daughter Relationship
My name is kathy and I have a sexual relationship with my daughter kim (not her real name). It started when she was eighteen years old it was around the time I was getting divorced. We have always had a close relationship when she was growing up we ..more.
Wife on Wife Fun
My wife and I have been together for about 3 years. She never really had any hard core lesbian experiences until she and I got together. We will call my wife Jenn.
One night we were watching a porn on TV. We always had an infatuation with KY jelly. She ..more.



