FuckHerRight.com knows that the proof is in the pudding and so do their super hot slut-models…

The pudding of course being the supersplooge creampie that this hungry Scandanavian Slut is about to slurp up from those lucious fucked pussy lips.

Ok…an oldie but goodie to wrap up July.  PinkandPerfect.com hopes you all have a rocking august and finish summer off with a bang !

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.” The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

After the excited responses from people who enjoyed yesterday’s mid-summer humor break I’ve decided that for the last couple days of July I will let the good times at PinkandPerfect.com roll along with a couple more guaranteed to make you smile.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming. After a few seconds Tonto rose back up and said, “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed “Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?” Tonto replied, “Face sticky.”

FuckHerRght.com is an awesome site with all the hardcore material and the chicks who are so slutty that they obviously belong nowhere but porn (and maybe my bedroom).  It’s success makes me think that it’s about time that they made the site fuckherwrong.

People love blooper reels and I’m sure that the porn world has just as many as Hollyweird does…picture if you will a site that has some of the most embarrasing and painful to experience or watch sex situations pictured or filmed…an instant hit I’m sure.

This is a true story from a month or so ago. I’m from the UK, I’m quite tall and heavy.

Basically, the day started when Alan and I met up to play PC games at his house. We had food, played on the pc more, it was about 22.30 and as usual, I recommended ..more.

Growing up I lived next door to a girl who was one year older than me, and twins (boy and girl) who were two years the younger. I had a crush on the older girl, Kate, and we made out a few times but nothing more. The real fun was to be had with her ..more.

My sexy girl was out of town on company business in New Jersey while I had to stay back and work myself. I usually head to work early and therefore when I get home, I go to bed early! I take a shower, warm my food up and pour a glass of wine. I watch t.v ..more.

FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.

Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.

Well the first month of summer is drawing to  a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed.  So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.” As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?” “No!” she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked. “Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic. “Slut!” he said, and dropped her.

One day I was home alone and when I got out of the shower I went to the kitchen with just a towel wrapped around me to get a drink. I went in and turned on the TV and sat on the sofa. I simply started to finger myself and started to get aroused. I was ..more.

I was sitting in the Sex Education class, bored, and with nothing to do. I already knew all of this stuff. Yes, insert the penis into the vagina is the equivalent of sex. Male teens often brag about banging the hottest chick when more than likely, they ..more.

First, its been cool to read the nice things people have said about my posts.

I know this is just something I’m going through and I am being very careful, so no big. My brother and I have messed about a few times since I last wrote… nothin too bad.. ..more.

This was back when I was around 14. I grew up in a quiet suburb in California. It was a small town just outside of a big city. My parents were divorced when I was six and I lived with my father. So as you can guess I was a major tomboy. There weren’t ..more.

I was reading through this website and clicking through the archives and found a story that prompted me to share my story below. The July 2006 Techniques section had a story by Heather, and she talked about tasting her wetness out of her pussy whenever ..more.

The hottest masturbation experience I have ever had was one time when my mother invited me and my boyfriend over to her summer house by the shore. At the time my boyfriend and I were 19 and my mom was 52. I should mention that she was divorced and was ..more.

My first experience happened when I was 15 and it was with a white boy (also 15). First, a little background: I grew up in the deep south in the late 60′s and early 70′s. Racial tensions were high and white and black teens did not date nor associate with ..more.

Jeff is a cute guy and was always polite and very helpful with fixing things around the house, since I don’t have anyone else to help with maintenance. Most of the time when I needed something done he would come mostly on weekends since he works during ..more.

We are both in our fifties and have tried most things in sex in our time together but we have never indulged much in mutual masturbation. I have always thought of it as a more private, solitary act.

Anyway, it was recently my husband’s 52nd birthday. ..more.

A few weekends ago, my step-brother came home from college and he’s staying with us for the summer months. The morning after his first day home, my mom came in and woke me up saying that they were going out to breakfast. I declined because I said I ..more.

I watch her as she sleeps. My eyes travel over the familiar curves of her body, and my heart sings within me as I think about the voyage of discovery we are making together. Not merely the unknown of the deep tropics, but the even more unknown of our ..more.